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SATURN and Uranus are close to repeating last year’s alignment, and retrograde Jupiter is moving between them to form a Cosmic Boomerang alignment. Tomorrow, as Jupiter’s link with Saturn peaks, it may feel as if problems are returning. But a boomerang’s return is designed to be purposeful. Whatever tests we face, we can tackle them with understanding and optimism. We can rise above challenges and look to brighter horizons.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 WE ALL understand the importance of conserving the world’s energy resources. We can see that humans are responsible for way too much waste, and that our planet is suffering as a result. But not all our resources are scarce. Some are bountiful, self-replenishing and non-polluting. Like inspiration. And compassion. Yet we tend to imagine that they’re less abundant or accessible than they really are. You get back what you give out in this life. There are reasons to be optimistic today. Capture the powerful energy of this week’s Equinox. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 SHOULD you be fearful of bravery? Doesn’t it encourage you to do ridiculous, illogical things? Aren’t there times when you’ve been headstrong, then taken a step back, evaluated where you are and realised that it’s got you into a sticky situation? In such cases, the worst response is to melt into a puddle of self-loathing. It’s best to draw on the same bravery that got you into this mess… and repurpose it. Find the courage to trust in yourself again. Have faith in what you can achieve today. All will be well. The Equinox brings potential for powerful positive change! There’s great news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 HOW will you get the result you want? Well, they say ‘It ain’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it’, and just because this maxim isn’t always right, it’s still worth bearing in mind. Although ‘It ain’t what you say, it’s the way that you say it’ would be even more appropriate. Communication is vital today. How can you convey something complicated in a way that someone will understand? Consider what the other person needs to hear. The key to achieving success involves using your powers of diplomacy. It’s the Equinox! Let it guide you to the future you’re silently, secretly longing for. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER ONCE upon a June 23 - July 23 time, long before the days of home security systems, every household had their own version of Mr Nobody. This was the invisible person who forgot to bolt the front door, left the main lights on or had the audacity to take the last slice of bread. These days, we seem to be all too happy to put our hand up and take the blame — even when it’s not ours to take. Just because something’s gone awry, and nobody’s owning up, doesn’t mean you should take responsibility or blame yourself. How will the Equinox transform your life? There’s inspiring news in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO WHAT’S the July 24 - Aug 23 difference between an irrational belief, or superstition, and the natural process of cause and effect? We don’t always find out until circumstances oblige us to let go of a particular ritual. If the only way to get where we want to go involves walking under a ladder, we might feel nervous. And if we express a hope but can’t touch any wood, our anxiety might dissipate only when no disaster ensues. Your faith is being stretched right now. But your mind is opening and your horizons are broadening. Capture the powerful energy of this week’s Equinox. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO EVIL stepmothers Aug 24 - Sep 23 and oppressed princesses. Wicked wolves and innocent children. Pantomime has an easy logic. We know whom to cheer for, and we equally know whom to boo. In the real world, it’s not so easy — unless, that is, we allow ourselves to be seduced by outdated stereotypes, or the notion that things are simply ‘good’ or ‘bad’. In earlier times, you’d have thought that today’s problem was easy to resolve. The fact you’re not so sure is no bad thing. You’re working out the distinctions between many shades of grey. The Equinox brings potential for powerful positive change! There’s great news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 ALTHOUGH you keep thinking about something, it’s not making matters any clearer. In fact, the more you ponder, the worse you feel. Even when you resolve to put the issue to the back of your mind, it keeps popping back into your thoughts. It’s tiring and frustrating. The opinions you’ve been offered might sound like good advice, but they haven’t had an impact. The helpful news is that the Cosmic Boomerang brings a reminder of a similar scenario. This holds the key to putting your current situation behind you for good. It’s the Equinox! Let it guide you to the future you’re silently, secretly longing for. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 THEY tell us that anxiety and excitement share similar properties. But there’s one crucial difference which ensures we can always differentiate between them — enjoyment. If something is fun, no matter how busy we are, or how much energy we’re using, it’s not a problem. If something annoys you, you’ll feel worn out, even if it’s minor, temporary, imaginary or irrelevant. In your life, an issue appears to be daunting or an obstacle seems to be insurmountable. If you relax, you’ll be able to find a simple way round it. How will the Equinox transform your life? There’s inspiring news in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 WE NOD sagely and speak of ‘the passage of time’, but what do we mean? And why do we accept its sober, plodding footsteps as staid and unchanging? If we looked a bit more closely, we’d realise it’s about as real as a TV soap opera. The longer we watch, the more invested in the characters we become. But it isn’t real. There are breaks between takes. Time is just as illusory. To remove yourself from a source of pressure simply tune to a different channel today. And give yourself more time. Capture the powerful energy of this week’s Equinox. Call your indepth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 SOME websites and books advertise themselves with ridiculous names such as The Mysteries Of The World Solved Here or Everything You Want To Know About The Unknown. Obviously the contents never live up to the titles! When a mystery’s solved, it’s no longer mysterious. Actually, we’re so intrigued by such issues that we don’t want them explained. We just think we do. Soon, though, you’ll be able to make sense of something that seems to make no sense. It will help more than you think. The Equinox brings potential for powerful positive change! There’s great news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS CARS Jan 21 - Feb 19 require maintenance. Maybe the paintwork needs a touch up or the windscreen wipers squeak. Some repairs are cosmetic; others require expertise and expenditure. In these moments, we have to decide whether to patch things up and hope that’s enough, or trade it in for a newer model. You’ve been umming and ahhing about such a decision. Today, help is at hand. You’re being offered the metaphorical equivalent of a new vehicle. It might not look like much, but it’s exactly what’s needed. It’s the Equinox! Let it guide you to the future you’re silently, secretly longing for. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 PEOPLE who tell us that ‘words are cheap’ are wrong. Actually, they’re free. Just go on the internet or into a library and you can read to your heart’s content without paying a penny. Billions of people are chatting to one another right now, and it’s not costing them anything. No government has managed to tax our vocabulary. Thank goodness! You’re free, and totally entitled to say what you need to say today. Your words have value and deserve to be heard. You’re being given the confidence to express your truth, to great effect. How will the Equinox transform your life? There’s inspiring news in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.