I thought Glasto headliners had to be talented

THE Spice Girls are set to headline Glastonbury next year.

Really? It’s 26 years since Girl

Power was the thing. Bit outdated now, and aren’t performers on the Pyramid Stage meant to be the best of the best — Paul McCartney, Robert Plant, Alison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Adele — and not a manufactured band put together to make a quick buck for music promoters?

If it happens, I doubt Posh will wanna, wanna take part. Then, she can’t sing anyway. No loss.