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I WAS going to write about Prince Charles’s birthday, and had to remind myself that it’s King Charles! Historically, the distinction between ‘Prince’ and ‘King’ was about the authority to control empires. Now it’s more subtle. Yet names remain powerful. As Mercury links with Pluto and Jupiter, by reconsidering problems, and stepping into our power, difficult situations can be transformed.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 ALTHOUGH it’s obvious that two wrongs don’t make a right and that two lies don’t make a truth, two minutes of concentrated thinking can make a huge difference. You’re dealing with a situation that, in an ideal world, you’d run away from. But you’re also aware that avoiding it might make matters even worse. Today, if you take a focused look at what’s going on (rather than just assuming that you know), you’ll be able to formulate an action plan that transforms your approach into a positive (and successful) one. Want to hear some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 DARKNESS with the complete absence of light is scary. Sunshine without shadow is harsh. When life’s at its best, it’s full of mixed feelings. We need contrast: to have something good going on and something not so good. This might sound odd, but when you’re dealing with a difficulty, it’s hard to remember that troublesome situations are valuable — even essential to happiness. Take a moment to appreciate how well you’re doing today. What you’re learning now will stand you in good stead for the future. As Venus, your ruler, changes signs, it fires your enthusiasm and reboots your dreams. For good news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 WHEN asked the secret of their success, gamblers tend to say there’s ‘no such thing as gambling, they’re only taking carefully calculated risks’. But I’m not convinced. It’s a seductive narrative but in reality, there’s a chasm between risk-taking and betting your worldly goods on something. Before you get swept up in excitement today, ask which of these you’re facing. Might you gain more than you stand to lose? If so (and you’re sure), go for it! The route to success is open to you today. Creative, inspiring times lie ahead for you. Make the most of this astrological opportunity. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 IF YOU shout at someone every time you see them in the street, they’ll take steps to avoid you. There’s a good chance that they’ll feel anxious even when they see you at a distance. Unless, of course, they like shouting! In which case, they might enjoy the confrontation and give back more than you give. You’ve allowed yourself to feel nervous (and slightly intimidated) by someone recently and have switched into avoidance mode. But you’re not in harm’s way. You don’t need to alter your path any more. Stand strong. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. For your latest week-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 IT’S not that you want everything to be perfect. Deep down, you know that even if you wish life was that way, the reality would be uncomfortable. A bit like being in one of those hotels where you feel as if the contents of your suitcase aren’t quite up to scratch and that unpacking will have a negative impact on the perfection of your surroundings. A bit of trouble and tension is like seasoning in a casserole. It adds to the flavour. It’s only when there’s too much that it tastes wrong. Don’t try too hard to reach for the impossible today. Your week-ahead forecast is jam-packed full of important news. For an in-depth guide, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 THE only thing madder than paying to take part in a lottery that you only have a one in ten million chance of winning is not bothering to check whether you’ve won! Do you know how many people fail to claim their winnings every week? Just to be clear: I’m not saying you’ll win the jackpot today — that would take an act of god, not just an optimistic perspective. But conversely, how can you be so sure that things won’t turn out for the best? The truth is that you can’t be certain. And, as your ruler Mercury links with Pluto, your luck is in. Maximise your luck as the planets make creative alignments. Make it a week to remember. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 ‘KA-CHING!’ That’s the sound of a penny dropping. ‘Ping!’ That’s the sound of a light bulb switching on. ‘Ta-da!’ That’s the noise announcing a breakthrough moment. Expect to hear other sounds that bring music to your ears concerning the confusing situation you’ve been dealing with. Encouraging information is making its way into your world. All you have to do is listen carefully and remember that when you put your ideas together with other people’s, you can create an orchestra of very pleasing sounds. Great news. As your ruler, Venus, changes signs, it brings a boost of optimism. Maximise it! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 YOU can’t make sweeping changes with a wave of a magic wand. It takes time for the cogs of progress to turn. Of course, we can play our part to move things along at a faster rate. But sometimes, when we push too hard, we work against our own best interests. Certain processes in your world seem to be taking significantly longer than they should. Others are full of potential that never quite manages to realise. Be patient today. As your ruler Pluto links with Mercury, inspiring solutions will appear as if from nowhere. To hear how your life could significantly change for the better, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 CITIES across the world look more and more alike. The same multinational companies emblazon the High Streets. Yet although corporate globalisation might be profitable, it doesn’t do much for our spirit of adventure. And, on a subtle level, it affects our ability to see beyond familiarity. Luckily, Sagittarians can always find reasons to challenge ‘normality’. As your ruler links to Mercury today, if you choose your arguments with care, you can improve an unsatisfactory state of affairs. With Venus (love) and Mercury (ideas) moving into your sign, this week brings positive, hopeful news. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 IF WE don’t drink enough liquid, we become dehydrated. Sometimes, it’s because it’s hot. Or we forget our water bottle when we go to the gym. Other times, we might overlook the signals our body is sending us. In such cases, we don’t notice until we’re parched, dizzy and even on the edge of heat stroke. Yet, all these symptoms can be avoided with a simple glass of water. Today, a similarly simple solution will provide the answer to what seems to be a sizable problem. All you have to do is work out what’s wrong. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Find out how to maximise your luck. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 YOU could spend forever looking for yesterday, but you’re not going to find it. It’s not hiding in a drawer. It’s not in front of your eyes. It might, though, be at the forefront of your mind and in your heart. But you can’t take hold of it and experience it. So it’s interesting that our yesterdays hold so much importance. Rather than focusing on the past, try letting it go and bringing your awareness to what’s unfolding today. Something magical is in the air. And it deserves all your attention. For great news on the positive progress you can make this week, call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WHAT would life on planet Earth be like if there were only seven hundred people (rather than seven billion) here? Would we feel more or less lonely? More or less inclined to make the effort to get to know our fellow inhabitants? We often get into conflicting situations with those we ‘should’ be closest to and take our frustrations out on our nearest and dearest. It might be natural, but it isn’t nice, or necessary. Just because difficult relationships are part and parcel of life doesn’t mean you can’t go out of your way to be kind today. Do yourself a favour; treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.