Soup’s ready

IF My cat ventures up a tree, I don’t call the fire brigade to rescue her because she’ll climb down when it’s her mealtime.

It’s the same principle with oil protesters. When they are freezing cold, soaking wet and hungry, they’ll come down from their motorway gantry for a warming bowl of tomato soup. oh, silly me, that requires fossil fuel to heat it.

SALLY BROWN, Basingstoke, Hants.