Hell is people next door

A pensioner is facing a £30,000 fine for using pot plants to block her neighbour’s right of way in their shared driveway, while Daniel Craig is rowing with his neighbours over plans to cut back trees at the £6 million mansion he shares with wife rachel Weisz.

Why is it that our neighbours can drive us all mad? A friend once received a stern letter from her local authority, informing her she had been reported for noise pollution.

Had she been hosting wild parties or playing radio 4 at ear-splitting volume?

neither. Her crime had been to put up a set of wind chimes. There’s nowt so queer as the folk next door.