The perfect gift to us all from Megs and Harry

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s Netflix documentary might be broadcast as early as next month. What a delightful Christmas present that will be for us all.

I mean it! The Royal Family might be plunged into fresh turmoil over the latest sulky revelations, but most of us surely cannot wait to see this pair of prize twits rampaging around the world, trying desperately to matter.

From that staged Remembrance Day ceremony in a Los Angeles graveyard to their busybody meetings at the United Nations, to fem-chat with Gloria Steinem, to being full-time humanitarians keen to talk about mental health and the importance of compassion and community — except when it comes to their own families — let us hope nothing is overlooked and no scene deemed too trivial.

Prince harry even went to Pearl harbor this week, hiding his disappointment when he discovered it wasn’t a nightclub after all. Can’t wait to see that episode. ‘he was there in a personal capacity,’ said a spokesman, perhaps not understanding that there is no other capacity left for harry. Anyway, it must be scandalous because Meghan is already trying to distance herself from the series.

The crafty Duchess of Sussex has suggested that filmmaker Liz Garbus is in charge and that the result ‘may not be the way we would have told it’.