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IT’S Children In Need, the BBC’s charity appeal. Since 1985 its logo has featured Pudsey — a teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Today is also said to be the anniversary of toymaker Morris Michtom’s ‘Teddy Bear’ — named after President Theodore Roosevelt. The imagery suggests these events are linked. But, as retrograde Mars and Neptune link, we can’t make assumptions. This weekend, look beyond superficial impressions. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

IS THERE a problem about getting into debt? Some people seem to enjoy bragging about the size of their overdrafts. I’m not surprised that’s not enough to convince you it’s a good path to travel down. Your independence is precious. You’re right to protect it on all levels — emotionally, ethically and financially. This weekend, as your ruler, Mars, links with illusory Neptune, you may be offered an opportunity that sounds too good to be true. Check the facts thoroughly. Capture the powerful energy of positively star-filled skies. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

COMPUTERS are terribly efficient machines. They’re able to process huge amounts of data faster than any human. But does that make them ‘clever’? Our ‘smart’ phones aren’t as smart as the name suggests. Actually, the language of the digital world is incredibly simple. It works on two options: 1 and 0. On and off. When it comes to nuance and subtlety, we’re leagues ahead. Complex emotions are built into our being. An important realisation is possible this weekend, but only if you use your heart. Fulfil your dreams. Let the week’s exciting cosmic outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

WHY are you feeling worn out and desperate for a rest? It’s hard to blame it on all the responsibilities you’ve taken on — after all, that’s normal for you. It’s not because you’re taking on more than your fair share of work, either. That’s par for the course. No. Your tiredness is due to the lack of support you’ve been receiving. When you feel as if you’re being taken for granted, it’s hard to be motivated or energised. Fortunately, this weekend brings recognition of your efforts — and a chance to relax. A new week! As a series of thrilling astrological events unfolds, a forecast that could transform your life! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WHAT does it mean to be successful? Is it the size of your car? The number of bedrooms in your house? The amount of money you’ve got stowed away in the bank? Or something less tangible? Is it possible to be proud of successes that can’t be measured economically, that other people don’t value, or that aren’t immediately apparent? The answer can be an emphatic yes! Who cares what anyone thinks? If you’re true to your own set of beliefs and values this weekend, the rewards will be enriching. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful cosmic climate? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

WHEN explorer Christopher Columbus said that the world was round, everyone laughed. It must have been satisfying to prove them wrong. Hundreds of years later, we know it’s slightly pear-shaped — a minor difference. But details can be important. This weekend, it might be tempting to sweep a detail to the side. But it holds the key to a discovery and validates one of your ideas. Apply it to your plans, and you’ll be sailing in the right direction, towards a satisfying destination. Take full advantage of the inspiring celestial alignments; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

SOMETIMES, there’s no mistaking what the cosmos throws at us. Hurdles must be overcome, riddles solved, solutions found. Other times, it’s not so clear. Opportunities can look like mountains to be climbed and solutions can appear so complex that they need to be puzzled out. Yet this is little more than a problem of perspective. This weekend, if you find yourself feeling uncertain about whether you’re dealing with a blessing or a curse, choose to see the best in it. When you opt to see good, good things follow. In a week of awesome cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

GOSH. The things we do for love! We’re prepared to put ourselves into positions that we’d never normally accept, and step out of our comfort zones. If we find ourselves looking back with hindsight and regretting our choices, we open the floodgates of doubt and self-criticism. Aargh! This weekend, you might be willing to go out of your way for love. And that’s a fine thing. Just make sure you don’t start questioning what you’ve done. Don’t doubt your actions. They’re about to bring you reassurance and respect. You’ve got lots to look forward to! Find inspiration in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

THE world might claim to be reasonable, rational and scientifically motivated but, in reality, we also rely on opinions, assumptions and declarations. And where once religion reigned supreme, nowadays we’re able to dip into different faiths and philosophies, building moral and ethical frameworks that suit the lives we lead. Of course, we always believe these are ‘right’. But inevitably, that’s not always the case. If you’re having a change of heart about what matters to you (and why) be proud. It’s a sign of inner growth. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth prediction, you should hear the inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

EVEN the superheroes take weekends off sometimes. They hang up their capes, put their Lycra suits in the washing machine and catch up on a boxset with a pizza. But what about Sagittarians? You don’t seem to enjoy such luxury. You don’t stop racing around doing good deeds, sorting out problems, fixing messy situations. Even if you do sit down, your mind is still working away trying to formulate plans. This weekend brings an opportunity to rejuvenate your batteries. Take it! Powerful changes are possible as the planets positively combine. Make the most of their influence. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

WE TALK about responsibilities all the time, yet rarely take the opportunity to define them. We imagine them to be fixed, immovable absolutes — as if they’re moral standards that must be upheld at all costs. This can be true, but usually there’s more room for movement. This weekend, you’d do well to think outside the box. You might have responsibilities to others, but you also have a responsibility to look after yourself. It’s absolutely right and proper to prioritise you. In a time of celestial positivity, you can transform your life. Your week-ahead forecast is packed with news. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

LIFE offers us a rather bewildering, jaw-dropping array of options. So, why are so many of us content to take the road most travelled? We tend to stick to the tried and tested. Shouldn’t we make the most of the smorgasbord available? To be fair, as an Aquarian, you’re better than most at choosing more unusual options. So maybe, if you really want to be different this weekend, you should do what you already know how to do well. It will lead to success. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

WHEN most people look at a newly furrowed field, they see a barren landscape. Yet to the farmer, it’s a field filled with potential. An artist feels the same way about a blank canvas. This weekend brings you a perfect space to get creative. As your ruler, Neptune, links with Mars, if you access the resources you’ve acquired, you can find the energy and inspiration to formulate a vision of the future that will be fruitful. You just need to have confidence in your ideas. You can start the work to turn a dream into a reality. Use the inspiring cosmic energy to create positive change this week. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5612.