ETO’O AND CO DO THEIR BIT TO PLEASE FIFA

SAMUEL ETO’O has Cameroon to win Brazil’s group, Tunisia beating Argentina in the round of 16 and Morocco defeating Spain, Portugal and France on the way to the final. Three of his four World Cup semi-finalists are African. Cafu predicts a Brazilian win, but thinks Iran will make it out of England’s group before falling to the Netherlands. Tim Cahill believes Australia will eliminate Argentina on their way to the quarter-finals. The one thing all FIFA’s World Cup ambassadors agree on is that Qatar will progress from

Group A — Eto’o (above) and Cahill say at the expense of the Netherlands — and will beat England, before losing to France in the quarter-finals. They may not know much about football, these guys, but they certainly know on which side their bread is buttered.