Ted hiding in disgust
SINCE learning a catnapper may be on the loose in Cumbria after nine moggies went missing, my Ted has been reluctant to leave the house and stays in watching TV.
Alas for him, an ITV documentary revealed hard- up humans are rehoming their pets, while others are visiting Blue Cross food banks for cut-price cat food. What, no tuna, no treaties?
Ted flung himself off the sofa at the cruelty of the world and is now upstairs hiding in a cupboard.