Wordy Wise

LED AND BREAKFAST — coffee and cornflakes with those Zeppelin guys.

Dave Cullen, Leeds. BICICLES — icicles hanging two by two.

Antony Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.

COLD AGE PENSIONER — the effect of fuel costs on the elderly this winter.

Mrs Valerie Ashton, London N14.

ANONYMOUSE — nameless rodent on the loose.

J. Partridge, Stamford, Lincs.

RISKI SUNAK — Prime Minister takes a gamble.

David Chu, Liverpool.