Straight to the POINT

■ WHEN the Government said it wanted to reduce the UK to net zero, I didn’t think it meant our bank accounts.

PETER HORNSBY, London N20.

■ HOW to stop migrant boats leaving France? Replace the French police with the French Foreign Legion.

Y. ALMOND, Lowestoft, Suffolk.

■ WHAT is a Saturday delivery, please?

CAROLYN WOODMAN, Bishop’s Stortford, Herts.

■ ALL that money spent on the Prince of Wales’s education and he still insists he’s a football supporter.

JAKE SMITH, Abingdon, Oxon.

■ I WONDER what kind of productivity we can expect from the WFH brigade while the World Cup is in progress?

STUART A. CHALLIS, Chelmsford, Essex.

■ LET’S all hope that Red Rishi’s view that HS2 is more important that the defence of the realm isn’t one we have cause to regret.

BRIAN HORSEMAN, Teignmouth, Devon.

■ I MANAGED to see my GP the other day and showed him my nasty rash. But he ignored me and carried on drinking his pint.

MARK NEWTON, Beverley, E. Yorks.

■ DID Jeremy Hunt decide his spending cuts while having his £110 haircut?

TONY HOUNSEL, Exeter.

■ MATT HANCOCK is being paid £400,000 for I’m A Celebrity, Boris Johnson trousered £276,000 for a talk in Colorado, and Theresa May was paid £109,000 for a talk in Copenhagen (Mail). Are we still all in this together?

ROGER PAUL, Bushey, Herts.

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