Poor pooch

FURTHER to strange things people have said, while we were on holiday in Whitby and on a walk, a lady walking a small dog appeared. She looked down at the slow-moving pooch and said: ‘He’s not very happy. Can you say something to cheer him up.’ I wondered what message would be appropriate, so asked what was wrong with him. ‘I’ve just had him castrated,’ she said.

COLIN MEASURES,

Swinderby, Lincs.