Woke jungle warfare

WHAT nonsense! ITV’s Celebrity Jungle is accused of being racist because Charlene White and Scarlette Douglas were first to be kicked out, followed later by Babatunde Aleshe.

What about 59-year- old Sue Cleaver? She’s gone, swiftly followed by Boy George, while only one woman, Jill Scott, remains. So it must follow that the show isn’t just racist, misogynistic and ageist, but also guilty of homophobia. And if Matt Hancock leaves, it’ll be anti-Tory.