Farmer Will’s sowing his wild oats on Love Island

A NEW Series of ITV’s execrable Love Island is upon us. Can’t say I’m looking forward to it — although it’s always fun to see the latest plastic surgery trends up close. That said, this year’s line-up is unusual in that one of the male contestants, Will Young, owes his physique not to steroids or implants but to good old-fashioned hard work: he’s a farmer, which in certain woke circles is not much better than being an arms dealer.

The series hasn’t even started and he’s already getting death threats thanks to PETA accusing him of being a ‘disgusting creep’ for sharing a video online of him assisting a ewe that was struggling to give birth. Knowing ITV they’ll probably pair him with a vegan . . .