No detail too small for prince

NOBODY could accuse Harry of holding back – least of all with revelations concerning one particular part of his anatomy.

He spent a full five minutes of a US TV interview discussing what he variously described as ‘my manpiece, my johnson, my wilson, my todger, my willy’. He was discussing an anecdote in Spare about getting frostbite after a 2011 North Pole trip. Censors only stepped in with a bleep when he spoke of having to wear a ‘c*** cushion’.

Late Show host Stephen Colbert put his head in his hands and said: ‘No one when I was a child could ever explain to me that someday the Duke of Sussex was going to say the words “c*** cushion” to me.’