Why I’m a fan of BA’s new jumpsuit

I love the new British Airways jumpsuit uniform, as, I’m sure, would an old friend of mine who used to be a BA air hostess — or ‘air hostitute’ as she called herself. She’d return exhausted after a long-haul flight, describing how she had ‘walked across the Atlantic’, fighting off lewd approaches from passengers and comments about the loveliness of her legs in the short skirt. Designed by ozwald Boateng, the jumpsuit is beautifully tailored, practical, professional and fits the term flight attendant — while not inviting any flirting. She’d have adored it.