Straight to the

■ HARRY has reached rock bottom by telling tales about Princess Charlotte in his book.

ROBERT DEWAR, Beeford, E. Yorks.

■ THE Prince wants his father and brother back. But do we want the Sussexes back?

M. ANDREWS, uckfield, E. Sussex.

■ A WOMAN kisses a prince in a field behind a pub and he turns into a frog!

DAVID STuCKEY, Stevenage, Herts.

■ PUT the past behind you, Harry. It’s time to concentrate on the future.

HAzEL BATES, Darlington, Co. Durham.

■ RISHI wants us to study maths until we are 18. I studied it until I was 16, so what difference would another four years have made?

DAVE WILLIAMS, Liverpool.

■ LOWER league clubs beating Premier League teams in the FA Cup shows extravagant wages are not value for money.

FRED LEES, Great Wyrley, Staffs.

■ MANCHESTER United is capping player salaries at £200,000 per week. How are the poor dears going to manage?

B. QuELCH, Bognor Regis, W. Sussex.

■ LABOUR’S had more relaunches than the Conservatives have had prime ministers.

A. RuSSELL, Spalding, Lincs.

■ ON HIS cookery show, Brooklyn Beckham is astonished that toast is made from bread.

MARK COHEN, Manchester.

■ DON’T like hard caramels (Letters)? I’d swap them for strawberry and orange creams.

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