Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

I WAS asked by a neighbour to mind six-year-old Daniel while she popped out.

After I gave him a drink and a biccy, Daniel informed me he had learned the Lord’s Prayer, which he promptly started to recite. After a couple of hiccups, he nearly got to the end when he said: ‘. . . and lead us not into the station.’

It took me every bit of effort not to spurt my tea. Mrs J. Rouse, Rainham, Kent.