How Tom Hanks upset my Ted

MY MOGGIE ted was distraught seeing tom hanks take his co-star cat smeagol to a red carpet screening of his new movie A Man Called Otto. ted was distressed by all the strangers crowding round, by the flashing lights and the way they’d dressed puss up in black tie with stiff white collar. And why name a noble feline after the deformed hobbit creature in the Lord Of the rings? Call in the RSPCA!