Madonna’s tacky truth or dare

MADONNA has announced a new world tour — her 40th anniversary — by releasing quite the most bizarre video you will ever see.

Featuring a motley selection of musicians and celebrities, including comic Amy Schumer and actor Jack Black, it takes the form of a game of truth or dare, in which Madonna asks each of her guests to perform the kind of pointlessly obscene act that only a 16-year-old boy would dream up. One has to dip his undercarriage in his drink before downing it; another has to simulate oral sex using a bottle. And no, I am not making this up.

I’m sure the idea is to give the impression that, even at 64, the Grandmother of Pop is as edgy as she ever was; but I’m afraid it just comes across as . . . well, a bit creepy and embarrassing.

Not to mention rather boring. I think I’ll give the tour a miss.