Wordy Wise

BATTITUDE — the world appears upside down at night to fruit-eaters in Australia. CATTITUDE — felines, don’t you know, are superior to dogs and humans?

FATTITUDE — like beauty, ‘weight’ can be purely in the eye of the beholder. HATTITUDE — comical headwear is an ‘I don’t care about convention’ frame of mind. NATTITUDE — nine out of ten blood-sucking insects seem to think humans taste best. PATTITUDE — universal sign language animals understand. RATTITUDE — relentless charter for rodents in sewers. TATTITUDE — dealers in ‘vintage’ worn-out rubbish call it ‘shabby chic’. VATTITUDE — Vatman and Robbing demand a retail sales percentage from everyone.

Maurice Bligh, Sittingbourne, Kent.