Love Island’s winner

WHAT a terrible mistake casting the sensationally sexy Maya Jama as the new host of Love Island.

No one does a slowmotion walk like her — the flouncing locks, the bouncing buttocks and trembling bosom, her black slashed dress looking like she’s just been ravaged by Edward Scissorhands.

It’s so unfair. She makes the female contestants look like dormice. And the men can’t look anywhere else.