++Westminster wars++

▪ PERHAPS unwise of Rishi Sunak after Partygate to enter the ‘don’t bring cake to work’ debate, slapping down Food Standards Agency boss Susan Jebb after she claimed it was as bad as passive smoking. The last thing we need reminding of is our PM’s own culpability in Cakegate.

▪ THE world’s youngest female leader, New Zealand’s woke Jacinda Ardern, resigns as she didn’t have ‘enough in the tank’ after almost six years in office. Truth is all that political correctness left her tanking in the polls. Lady Thatcher did 11 years and had to be dragged out kicking and screaming.

▪ SURELY the real reason Rishi didn’t wear his seatbelt was that our preening peacock PM didn’t want to crush his pristine starched white shirt.

▪ RISHI is praised for blocking Scotland’s Gender Recognition Bill. it’s not courage but cunning. A headline-grabbing move, it costs nothing, is fairly simple to implement and a vote-winner. A Times poll showed 97 per cent of Brits were against allowing 16year-olds to self-identify and 66 per cent of Scots back the block.