WOODY OUT OF BOUNDS

I WAS on the Middle Please, Umpire podcast yesterday with Miles Jupp and England fast Mark Wood, although it ran a little behind schedule because Woody, who is on the limitedovers tour of Bangladesh, had forgotten about our arrangement and was on a golf course. He’s not even a golfer, averaging approximately one round a year, but opted to play this week because he wanted to get out of the hotel in Dhaka. So, his input into a thoroughly entertaining chat came after he ditched his clubs, legged it across three fairways and set up on the clubhouse balcony.