OutOfThe MouthsOfBabes

We WeRe looking after six-year-old Betsy Rae when she found some leftover Christmas balloons.

She handed them out and said to her beloved 88-yearold great-grandad: ‘here is a red one. Get someone to blow it up for you.’

Kathy yardley, Dalton-in-Furness, Cumbria.

Limerick

For Putin it can’t be so bad, He lives in a very nice pad. And so what is more

He’s had kids galore.

So is he called Dad or just Vlad? Robert Ben-Nathan,

Denham, Bucks.