Now it’s Unloved Island

One excellent piece of news: Love Island has lost its lustre. Following ITV’s decision to make it a biannual event, this season — which has just ended — pulled in disappointing viewing figures.

even my daughter, who used to be an avid fan, has lost interest. It doesn’t help that all the contestants look practically identical, having had the same plastic surgeries.

Who knows, perhaps if the show got some real people on, it might revive its fortunes.