ALFIE HAALAND

was banging on the Etihad’s corporate windows by the time his son Erling had slammed in his fifth of the night. More history for Haaland. Does the guy ever get bored? He surpassed City’s all-time record for goals in a single season, set by Tommy Johnson in 1929. Johnson’s haul was 38 and he has a street named after him in Manchester. Haaland could have 19 games left this term if City get to a couple of finals. A scary thought.