Lawks! I’ve had enough of all those Yorks
IS THERE no escape from the Yorks? Fergie is out on manoeuvres, plugging her latest book in America and telling anyone who will listen how scarred her soul is (cue tiny violin) and how very, very close she was to the Queen.
Prince Andrew is considering publishing an autobiography, setting the record straight once and for all — because his disastrous Newsnight interview clearly taught him nothing. And now we learn that Princess Beatrice is to feature as a character in the new Netflix drama about that very same interview. Who is to play her? Selena Gomez? Kermit? Lily Collins? Whoever it might be, I can’t wait for the scene where she says: ‘Daddy, that Maitlis woman is a silly-billy pushover. I think this interview is an excellent idea and Mummy agrees.’