Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

WHILE visiting my aunt, i heard a little voice calling: ‘cooee, Mrs next Door.’ when i investigated, i saw a small boy hanging over the garden fence.

‘Why do you call my aunt Mrs next Door?’ i asked.

‘It’s coz i’m little and can’t say Mrs Hickling,’ he replied.

Mrs J. Wellard, Croydon, Surrey.