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DEAR OSCAR,

You talked about busy people getting things done because they don’t notice extra tasks. But I think they achieve more because they are more organised! What do you reckon? KEN

DEAR KEN,

I realise I’m too busy because I’m disorganised! Under today’s Mars/Jupiter link there’s a lot competing for our attention. If we deploy our resources intelligently, we can cope. Phew! OSCAR

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

WHEN we’re in the mood for a snack, we tend to be fussy. When we’re ravenous, we’ll munch whatever’s in the fridge. When we’re thirsty, we drink our favourite drink. When our throats are parched, nothing tastes better than water. As your ruler, Mars, links with bountiful Jupiter, you’re being offered what you need (rather than what you think you want). This might sound like second-best. That’s only because you don’t realise what you need and how much you need it. But you’ll soon see. Make the most of your opportunities. Your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast has inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

SHOULDN’T you be doing something else? Have you really got time to be reading this? And, if you were focusing on something different, would you still be wondering whether you were doing the right thing? Sometimes, we feel edgy no matter what we do. Today is one of those days when, no matter what you focus on, you’ll feel slightly out of sorts. It’s almost as if you’ve got too much caffeine in your veins. As long as you know this sensation will pass, you’ll be able to accomplish a lot (even if it doesn’t feel satisfying). For advice to guide you through the twists and turns of your week, call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

WHEN we achieve balance in our lives, we feel content. When we’re too busy, we get anxious. When we don’t have enough to do, we feel tired and frustrated: bogged down by responsibilities and overwhelmed by a lack of purpose. The same goes for all aspects of our lives. When we’re all-consumed by one particular theme, we must be overlooking another and, in time, we start to feel that disparity. Today, the cosmos offers a chance to reset the scales and find a sense of equilibrium. How can you stay focused and happy? Your weekly forecast will give you the help you need. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WE CAN save our money and keep it in a bank for a rainy day. In theory, we can apply the same technique to positive energy. If you’re kind to someone, the kindness will eventually be returned (although not necessarily by the person you were generous to). Of course, many resources don’t abide by this rule. One good night’s sleep won’t refresh you forever: you need to repeat the exercise. Just because you need to repeat a step doesn’t mean you’ve done anything wrong. It’s an essential part of the process. Do you need help? What’s the best way to move forward and ensure success? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

YOU’RE facing a series of hurdles. While you’re surrounded by offers of help, they all come with conditions. For one, you need to be willing to learn a lesson. For another, you must take on more responsibilities. A third demands you demonstrate creativity and determination. Expectations are high. Yet even though this project will stretch and challenge you, you’ve got the experience and qualities you need. If you approach it one step at a time, you’ll find yourself enjoying the challenge, and succeeding. There’s no need to worry. All you need is some guidance. Your weekahead forecast can help. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

JUST because you don’t like making a fool of yourself, doesn’t mean you don’t have a great sense of humour. If the role of the fool needs to be played, you can do it. But you feel foolish when you end up with a result that’s different to the one you set out to achieve. Will your plans work out like you want them to? That’s impossible to predict. Yet, no matter the outcome, you’ll end up with reasons to celebrate. And there’ll be no reason to worry about your integrity. Your choices are spot on. You’d be foolish to stop now. Your week-ahead forecast will help you see the bigger picture and keep you moving in the right direction. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

WHEN government ministers find themselves backed into a corner, they often claim they’re doing ‘the right thing’. The fact that they can’t explain what makes their actions OK becomes irrelevant and the statement alleviates concerns that they might be doing the ‘wrong thing’. The world is full of people convincing themselves that wrong things are right. If you want to know whether you’re on the right path, be prepared to check it, honestly, for shortcomings. What does your heart desire and how can you achieve what your really want? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

TAKE the most glamorous celeb you can think of. Now picture them surrounded by washing-up, dealing with hungry toddlers and struggling to find cash to put into the electric meter. We can all look good when life is easy.

It’s much more challenging when we’ve got difficult real-life issues to deal with. You might not be feeling at your best right now. But you’re dealing with a tricky and complex scenario . . . and you’re working real magic. You deserve to be proud of how you’re coping. Curious to know more? There is valuable news in your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

THERE is a reason why creative minds live chaotic lives: order doesn’t produce inspiration. Great imagination thrives on turmoil. Unless something falls apart, there’s no need to find innovative ways to fix it. In the same way, you won’t find an ingenious solution until you’ve recognised that you’ve got a problem. Luckily, the cosmos is shining a light on your challenge. Today brings a chance for you to open your eyes to a truth and find a brilliant solution.

Success is about attitude and timing. Your four-minute forecast will help you make positive change. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

DO YOU ever wonder if, by relocating to another area, switching jobs or changing your lifestyle, you’d liberate yourself from your relentless obligations? As a Capricorn, you can no more escape your duties than you can separate yourself from your shadow! Fortunately, there’s no need to activate a major lifechanging plan. Whether you seek positive change (or not) it’s heading in your direction. You don’t have to do anything. Improvements are unfolding by themselves. You’ve got so much to look forward to. Find the inspiration you need in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

EVEN superheroes have holidays. Scheduled into their busy lives are times for resting and relaxing, when they can get their Lycra in the wash and catch up on their favourite TV shows. As for awesome Aquarians? You don’t have such luxury in your life. Even if you manage to take physical breaks, your mind still works overtime trying to work out solutions to everyone else’s problems. But the good you’re doing is immense. And the satisfaction you get will more than make up for your efforts. What’s in the sky for you? Helpful planetary alignments! For the good news in your in-depth forecast, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

‘INSTINCT’ and ‘intuition’ sound synonymous, but that isn’t the case. Usually, precise distinctions don’t matter. But there’s one exception: when it comes to trust. The question today is whether you can have faith in the message your intuition is sending you. Know that intuition whispers of potential, while instinct warns of possible risks. Focus on the former. A realisation will give you the reassurance you need to invest fully in an exciting move towards a happier future. Solve problems. Ease troubles. Find solutions! In your latest forecast, you’ll discover something very helpful. Call 0906 751 5612.