Straight to the POINT

■ IT WOULD be more surprising if no one wondered what characteristics the child would inherit: Harry’s red hair, perhaps. Or Meghan’s sense of humour.

R. BRADSHAW, Cowbridge, Vale of Glamorgan.

■ IF HARRY were a Shakespearean prince, he would be bumped off or banished.

TONY WHEATLEY, Chichester, W. Sussex.

■ WHY should we in Sussex be linked in name to a couple with venom in their blood? Let’s just call them plain Mr and Mrs Markle.

CHRISTINE HALLOWAY, East Grinstead, W. Sussex.

■ APPARENTLY Chris Rea is releasing a new song especially for the 20mph Welsh market, called Driving Home For Easter.

D. M. DEAMER, York.

■ THE BBC licence fee is like being legally compelled to pay a yearly subscription to the Guardian in order to read the Mail.

BOB SHEPPARD, Leighton Buzzard, Beds.

■ THE Labour council in Lincoln cancelled England’s oldest Christmas market because it’s too popular. You couldn’t make it up.

CHRIS SHARP, Leeds.

■ MANCHESTER CITY’S Erling Haaland, pictured raging at a referee (Mail), should be banned from football for a year. How disgusting.

MARK MILBANK, Buckland Newton, Dorset.

■ IS IT true Man City have signed Haaland up for the FA’s sense of proportion classes?

DOUG JENNINGS, Mickleton, Glos.

■ I DO think Kate’s Uncle Gary is being a little unkind to weasels (Mail).

STUART CHALLIS, Chelmsford, Essex.

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