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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

You may decide to take a trip. On the flip side, a confrontation is indicated. Not about which exit or who’s sitting in the front seat. You still have a special place in your heart for someone. Why are you so desperate to leave? Expect some unbelievable scenes this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)

Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

No need to be super cautious or anxious about how much you spend this weekend. In fact, not only is somebody rolling in money but it’s just loose change to them. True, they may use a bit of emotional blackmail. But everything is negotiable, and in some ways exchangeable. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)

Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

Mercury is close to Mars in Virgo. So, others may have a word or two of advice. Curb your enthusiasm and don’t throw a tantrum. Apart from an ultimatum, the bottom line is you’re destroying a relationship. Though what happens this weekend should coincide with a rare fusion of joy. (75p/min + network For more call 0903 658 1003 access charge)

Aries March 21–April 20

It’s alright for some! However, you may have to drag yourself out of bed and work this weekend. It’s a heavy load and you’re owed some time off. Aside from being run ragged, you ought to be proud of what you achieve. What you receive from your beloved is thoughtful. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)

Taurus April 21–May 21

After so many complaints, are you sure you want to listen to others’ opinions? The conjunction between Mercury and Mars tends to make loved ones romantic, impossible and adorable. For that reason, you may want to cut out your heart and hand it to them on a plate this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)

Gemini May 22–June 20

This is not exactly a time of domestic bliss. ‘Don’t you raise your voice at me’ – or you may have to live with the consequences. Of course, there could be a house full of guests – so try to be on your best behaviour. Still, you could be waving a few goodbyes this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)

Cancer June 21–July 22

You can expect a time of thrills and spills, new arrivals and when life is magical. Mind you, not all your plans will be perfectly executed this weekend. In fact, someone’s antics or actions are stupid. After that, you should be back on track – if you are still speaking to them. (75p/min + network For more call 0903 658 1007 access charge)

Leo July 23–August 22

You are not likely to be frugal this weekend. In fact, you may spend some serious money and not feel guilty in the slightest. Amongst other things, there is serious cost and financial implications to staying in a relationship. Back to living on beer money, or so it seems. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)

Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

With Mercury aligned with Mars in Virgo, you have the gift of the gab this weekend. Let’s just say you will be in embroiled in conversation and emotionally in turmoil. Eventually, talk will turn to lighter matters, and you should be content, even if you have to be restrained. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)

Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

You know you are not going to solve all your problems on your own. The dawning realisation is that you are not alone. There is someone who would love to invite you round for a brew, and vice versa. Meanwhile, you could be stunned into silence this weekend. Aren’t you curious? For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)

Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

Mercury aligned with Mars might set your social life alight. There is one person who isn’t on the guest list. Be a sweetie, don’t deny them an invitation or keep them dangling. Chances are, what transpires this weekend will excite you. How can it not? A dazzling appearance is indicated. (75p/min + network For more call 0903 658 1011 access charge)

Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

It appears you are on a mission. Itching for a chance to make an impression. It’s you who is sought after. Fix your hair, dress up and put your dancing shoes on? True, someone may refuse to see you. You can’t bear the thought. None of this should deter you this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)