THE REBEL

GOLD, 10pm

Rebel without a cause Henry (Simon Callow) is supposed to give the eulogy at a friend’s funeral – which means being on time (yes, we can see where this is going). He’s offered a lift, but decides to make the journey alone on his Lambretta scooter.

But when his beloved machine ends up in a hedge, he’s forced – horror of all horrors – to take public transport. It’s anyone’s guess if he’ll make it at all.