JUST FANCY THAT...

Jason Auld bids for a place in the Guinness Book of Records by setting the fastest time to push a motor car 100 metres while on a unicycle.

Amazi, real name Mariam Olayiwola, aims for the most hula hoops spun simultaneously while on stilts. Ben Nuttall pins his hopes on the most football crossovers (whatever they are) in one minute.

In Germany nutcase Hammer Hands, real name Muhamed Kahrimanovic, vies with smashing the most coconuts in 30 seconds while holding an egg.

My entry, for the literate person who has gone the longest without buying, opening or reading this ludicrous book while sipping a glass of inferior sauvignon blanc and watching Inspector Montalbano on the box is in the post.