Camp twist Wednesday

ASHAMED? C-3PO and

Over on I’m a Celeb, Matt Hancock finally made his entrance – alongside Strictly love cheat Seann Walsh – and

There’s only one explanation for it – we thought the show was back in the jungle this year, but it’s really in... The Twilight Zone.

Yep, it’s clearly in a parallel universe where Tory Hancock isn’t a villain for his involvement in the unlawful release of 25,000 untested hospital patients into care homes, the PPE crisis, and the breaking of his own lockdown rules...

But a hero... for winning them an octopus for dinner.

Good twist, ITV.

What next? They get 11 stars and win an Abba-themed party night with special guest Boris Johnson?

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