Mike’s royal ripping yarn

MIKE Tindall told campmates he rips his trousers so often when dancing that he carries a spare suit with him to weddings.

Mike, 44, also said one time when it happened he revealed boxer shorts bearing the slogan “nibble my nuts” to his motherin-law Princess Anne.

The former rugby star said: “My problem with suits is I overexaggerate dancing at weddings… I rip a lot of suits. The old slut drop gets me every time.

“I went to a wedding, ripped a suit, I was like, ‘don’t worry, I’ve got a spare’. They were like, ‘Who brings a spare suit?’ Someone who rips a lot of trousers.”

Mike then told the story involving Princess Anne at his wife Zara’s 30th birthday party.

He said: “It was a disco 70s themed one. Ripped my trousers, straight in front of her.

“It happened to be that my boxers said ‘nibble my nuts’. “She’s gone, ‘I’d rather not’.”

Sean and Babatunde clapped and laughed at the story.