Oh, for Pete’s sake! Tuesday

The King of Punching* has gone and done it again.

Yes, Pete Davidson has landed himself yet another stunner.

This time it’s Emily Ratajkowski, the model/actress who shot to fame dancing topless in Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines video.

She joins the well-heeled ranks of Pete’s past romances including Kim Kardashian, Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor, Cindy Crawford’s daughter Kaia Gerber, Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale.

Scientists are yet to find an explanation as to why this funnyman is quite so irresistible.

But in the meantime I’ve thought of the perfect next role for him: Doctor Woo – a late night Doctor Who spin-off. Instead of travelling through time and space fighting aliens, Pete travels through time and space dating every beautiful woman from Marilyn Monroe to Helen of Troy.

And it’s actually quite plausible. For Pete’s

already cracked a way to make every hot woman fall in love with him, so mastering time travel should be an absolute cinch in comparison.