Weight is worth it to see Tony’s face

QATAR is the fourth World Cup in a row for which England haven’t bothered to record an official song.

Previous efforts have ranged from the sublime World In Motion team-up with New Order for Italia 1990 to the less hummable We’re On The Ball by Ant and Dec in 2002 at Japan and Korea.

If you’re missing your fix of Tony Adams on Strictly, it’s worth checking out the video for the decidedly lame This Time (We’ll Get It Right) for Spain 1982. Surprise! They didn’t get it right.

Adams mimes along while pulling away on a weights machine, with a look on his face borrowed from somebody who might knock on your door asking you to join a cult.

It’s strangely mesmerising.

Most of what fans are going to “experience” in the barren desert state sounds about as inspiring as having your private parts sandpapered by an angry goblin