Going down

Rock’n’roland

Researchers at Tokyo University have discovered that rats have rhythm. They moved their heads in time with Mozart’s Sonata for Two Pianos, and when the track was sped up or slowed down, adjusted their bobbing to match. Cute? No. But slightly less awful than before we knew this? Also no. Jimmy Nail Hate stubbing toes? Well why not protect them with this Stub Stopper in the shape of a mini hard hat then? Oh, because you wouldn’t be able to walk in them, right. Useless then… unless your snake gets a building site job.