Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland)
Hissy fit Beef Longwayoff
There is so much that’s wrong in the world, so we have to seek out and grab the positives where we can. For example, if you want to buy a tiny handknitted bobble hat for your snake, you absolutely could. Small business Stargazer Exotics via Etsy, before you ask.
A family-run butchers in Japan cooked up a scheme to get customers to fork out on their top grade joints of Kobe beef – lure them in with frozen beef croquettes, which they’d knock out 200 of a day on the side. The croquettes became an internet sensation, but due to the production rate, people receiving their box today placed their order a decade ago. Buy yours now and expect them in fully literally 30 years.