Catherine Zeta-jones

has been speaking about being married to Michael Douglas for a looong time, but not necessarily in the best of analogies.

She said: “I’ve been waking up to Mike for nearly 25 years. I love being married but it’s a crazy thing when you really think about it. ‘Will you marry me?’ ‘Sure!’

She added: “But then you think about the Chanel purse you spent a fortune on, and actually I don’t really like it any more – I’ll put it up for resale.” So is Michael the Chanel purse or…?