Nouhou Choochoo

Nickname given to Cameroon full-back Nouhou Tolo by fans of his club Seattle Sounders due to his express train pace. “I like it,” he says.

Oh to be peering over the croissants at the breakfast buffet at the five-star Fairmont Hotel on the seafront in Doha’s Lusail district.

Ex Chelsea and England mates John Terry and Wayne Bridge are reported to be both staying there in different TV and FIFA roles.

The pair famously fell out when it was alleged Terry had been in a relationship with Bridge’s partner Vanessa Perroncel back in 2009, something she later denied.

The hotel is booked out for VIPS for the duration of the tournament but regularly costs £900 a room.