GRIN AND BARE IT, PAM

PLAYBOY is to stop publishing images of naked women – great news for the women’s rights brigade and even better news for Penthouse.

The magazine’s supremo Hugh Hefner reacted to the news that there will be no more centrefolds by asking, ‘Who will I marry now?’

The Heff, 89, got married again in 2012 to a 26-year-old. He made her sign a pre-nup while she made him sign a ‘do not resuscitate’ pledge.

Ladbrokes offer 10-1 about nude women appearing on the newsstands in Playboy again. They go 1-10 they appear on Hefner.

Hills are betting on who the final nude centrefold will be and make ex-Baywatch siren Pam Anderson their 5-2 favourite. Big Pam (above) is 48 so I guess that month it won’t only be sales that are sagging.