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Thursday... preggers... met Darcy again v.good, while slumped in street v. bad

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Bridget Jones’s Diary, Thursday, October 15 164 lbs. (but heavily pregnant), alcohol units: 0, cigarettes: 0, estimated calories: 7,000. Food consumed: 10 packs of Quavers, 14 cold new potatoes 12 Milk Tray, mum’s Raspberry Ripple Surprise cake.

Noon. London: my flat. Outgrow first of two maternity outfits by 1pm. Step outside to find crew making 3rd film about laughable series of events based on my life. Ugh. Decide to rest in quiet Borough Market street. Make £5.35 from South Londoners concerned I am homeless as well as pregnant. Just about to buy more Quavers when Mark Darcy turns up – not impressed with new look. Asks if they’re calling the film the Wool Monty. Time for chardonnay... in 2 months and 3 days.

 ??  ?? BRIDGE OF SIZE Actress Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones
CRINGE Colin Firth as Mark Darcy bumps into Bridget
ON SET Renee takes a break
BRIDGE OF SIZE Actress Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones CRINGE Colin Firth as Mark Darcy bumps into Bridget ON SET Renee takes a break

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