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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 Because the Sun is brilliantly aspected by Pluto in Capricorn, you should satisfy your wanderlust. It’s nice to fantasise, and this isn’t the standard holiday destination. Deep down, you would prefer not to face someone this weekend. What are you supposed to do when they land? For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 You might as well keep buying lottery tickets after your recent spate of ill-fortune. Still, you should be thrilled when somebody pops round with armfuls of shopping bags this weekend. Having forked out gazillions of pounds on them, this hardly makes amends, does it? For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 You may not always speak the same language – which is one challenge. But you will manage without an interpreter. Changed their tune. Drama averted. Indeed, you and someone should connect like seldom before. Looking like a loved-up couple while insisting you’re just friends. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Aries March 21–April 20 It’s not the first time you’ve had to work all weekend. It may be a form of seeking attention. Good luck with that, as everyone is out enjoying themselves on the town. That aside, your life isn’t the train wreck certain rivals imagine. Personally, you have arrived. Deal with that. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Taurus April 21–May 21 Emotional ties and travel plans are brilliantly starred. Wherever you happen to be this weekend, this is not a plain sightseeing destination. You may not even be able to visit someone. Why you should find yourself in such an idyllic romantic location following a split - answers on a postcard. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Gemini May 22–June 20 Your home may be littered with status symbols. Does it seem like a family in crisis? And yet, the atmosphere could become intense and heated this weekend, which could interfere with your plans for more retail therapy. In many ways, you are so blessed. Financial security means nothing. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Cancer June 21–July 22 Every once in a while, something happens to brighten one’s existence. This weekend is no exception. The Sun is brilliantly aligned with Pluto, and having given others their space, your presence is requested. It’s almost suffocating. Does this mean you are dating again? For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)

Leo July 23–August 22 You may spot a retail opportunity. A shop till you drop extravaganza. Paid, of course, on someone else’s card, out of the goodness of their heart. However, you may have to make a sacrifice this weekend. Hardly a surprise. What is it this time? You know – although your ears are closed. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)

Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 The Sun in Virgo is beautifully aligned with Pluto. Let the conscious coupling begin. Ever since you and someone broke up, it was inevitable you’d reunite. Apart from that, you are bound to win hearts and play the lead romantic this weekend. New crush? Don’t care. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)

Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Your suspicions are confirmed. It was such a dazzling piece of misdirection, how could you have not seen it? There is far more happening behind the scenes this weekend with mindboggling news, not false information, closer to home. Best advice? Keep this one under your vest. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 What’s it like being dissed by your friends? You’re about to find out. The Sun aligned with Pluto in Capricorn this weekend is a bit of a party icebreaker. Obviously, you won’t take it lying down. Those who know you best will rally round, even if you decide to go solo. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network

Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 You have made as many enemies as there are charms on a bracelet, as someone once put it. The family among them, though they’re not your problem. However, you should find solace, even if it means taking out your wallet, putting on your jacket and having a blast this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/minaccess charge)+ network