DOES

anyone else fear they may soon be hearing a familiar sound after Andy Carroll scored twice against West Brom on Tuesday?

A bandwagon starting to roll for him to go to Russia on the grounds that (a) It’s always good to have the option of a big man on the bench (b) On his day, he’s unplayable (c) England never win a World Cup without a West Ham striker scoring? If you do, please try to stop it.