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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

Venus is at odds with Jupiter in Scorpio and somebody may pretend they are as poor as a church mouse. That’s rich coming from them. Cherish the friends you’ve already got who don’t want you for your money. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. Another rip-off in your eyes. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)

Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

Venus in Aquarius is under pressure from Jupiter, and you may need to take affirmative action today. Then again, maybe you should avoid an argument? Why are others trying to do? Destroy your career? Try to remain polite, life is too short. Besides, you should enjoy proving them wrong. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)

Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

You may be given the run around. True, your concern for someone remains. Has anyone seen them? To which you can only reply, “I’m not waiting around”. Try to have an open mind and keep travel plans to a minimum. What happens on Valentine’s Day is bound to be a revelation. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)

Aries March 21–April 20

You may have been looking forward to an event, not to mention a Valentine’s present, but that’s another matter. Now, with Venus at odds with Jupiter, you may be collared. A bit of recognition wouldn’t go amiss. However, what you do experience could be an embarrassment. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)

Taurus April 21–May 21

Venus your ruler is challenged by Jupiter in Scorpio. True, you may imagine that your career or reputation is in tatters. It’s a bit like open sport. Oh, stop whingeing. You should be more concerned about a relationship. There could even be a marvellous change of heart today. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)

Gemini May 22–June 20

Venus at odds with Jupiter could upset your best laid plans or routine today. In any case, you have been led astray like many others before and, true, it’s not very nice. “Will you be my Valentine?” Someone can forget about that! There is still time for them to make amends. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)

Cancer June 21–July 22

You may have been anticipating a big fat cheque. Instead, there’s more torment and heartbreak, and you thought you had a pact. It’s not very romantic. In fact, a financial agreement is about to be reached, which is a small comfort. As for all the leeches, their time is up. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)

Leo July 23–August 22

Never mind Valentine’s Day, that’s nothing compared to what is happening elsewhere. A matter close to home requires your attention. Someone is preparing to look for a place of their own if you won’t accommodate them. This may seem like a time of hopeless dreams. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)

Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

Venus is at odds with Jupiter. What happens could undo all your good work. You may feel a bit misunderstood today, though in general others are not in the mood to talk. Walk away. However, what you hear should give you food for thought. You wonder, is it just a rumour? For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)

Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

You may have found the love you never had. However, with Venus your ruler at odds with Jupiter, that might not be quite enough. There could be a tiny dispute over money today, and you will need to be cold and practical, even with Valentine’s Day coming up. Yeah right! For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)

Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

A difficult link between Venus and Jupiter in Scorpio could make you wonder if you can live with someone, even if you think they are the black sheep. What does that say about you? No doubt you will overcome any setbacks today. After that, there is no lack of love on the horizon. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)

Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

Jupiter your ruler is tucked away in your 12th house, the house of secrets. You can’t be sure whether others are on the level. Can you handle the truth? Challenge someone, they may run away. A little white lie or a fake smile is all fine and good. Come Valentine’s Day, all is revealed. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)