Going down...

Who you not gonna call?

A development in the brutal world of online dating – the suggestion that everyone tries to be a bit less brutal. So rather than Ghosting (leading someone on, then disappearing), people are being urged to explain that they don’t want to carry on talking before disappearing. This technique is called Caspering – because it’s Friendly Ghosting. Nope, not a chance.

Slimsoles

If you want to lose weight, don’t worry about eating less or exercising more – all you need to do is take off your shoes. A new study reckons environmental chemicals we all carry on our footwear make us fat by interfering with our hormones, so we should all slide into slippers at home. Brings a whole new meaning to “take the weight off your feet”.