Pack it in, Coleen

We all love a holiday. But hands up anyone who enjoys packing. The very thought of it sends me into a state of acute anxiety.

I have no problem getting myself dressed in a blind rush on a daily basis, but give me a week, or – even more hellish – a fortnight to pack for and I can’t compose a single look no matter how much stuff I drag out from the cupboards and drawers.

So, how the hell Coleen Rooney managed to pack 10 suitcases for her latest jaunt to Barbados is unthinkable to me.

For that unimaginable feat, I reckon she deserves a two-week lie-down.