AIDAN’S NOT A TURN-ON

Aidan Turner has found love and been smooching around Paris with actress Caitlin Fitzgerald.

The news will supposedly “break every woman’s heart”.

A claim which entirely misses the point.

We don’t fancy Aidan Turner – he’s a slightly metrosexual luvvie who wears brogues and no socks.

Who we do fancy is Poldark – a highly heterosexual lover who wears breeches and no more.